So I'm walking down the street with a couple of friends still at school when i'm spotted by That Irritating Kid. (You know the one, the one from your bus who has no respect for those older than he and would always talk to you like you were on exactly the same level?)

Him:"Hey I havent seen you around for a while, where have you been?"

Ramona:" ....Uni."

Jake:"Yeah who would have thought after graduating, you'd leave school. Amazing."

Ramona:"Can we have children?"