Brad: "So Halloween's coming up. Are you going to go sit in a cemetary to celebate."

Me:" Yes. Then I'll come home at three am and slit my wrists, while listening to Nick Cave."

Brad:"No. You cant be old school. You need something lame like Murder Dolls."

Me:" I dont even get a little bit of credibility?"

Brad:" No. Murder Dolls."

Me:" Fuck you."