-Find a girl who calls you baby faced instead of hot or sexy

hahahah. That just means she's settled for you and is now thinking of going back to her ex boyfriend.

-Find a girl who can't stand it when you hang up on her and calls right back,
Jesus christ people, stop hanging up on each other. A good relationship takes communication, ie YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER.

-Find a girl who would sit there for hours looking into your eyes,
I think of a less creepy, eye straining, sickening way to waste a few hours.

Find a girl who doesn't care what you look like, but what's inside counts the most
Bullshit. Looks matter, TO EVERYONE. We are shallow superficial creatures and looks matter. They are not the be all and end all but they matter. End of story.

-Find a girl who looks at you with the twinkle in her eyes and kisses you on the cheek instead of the lips,
Dude if I were you, I'd be pretty fucking pissed I'm not getting any. Besides kissing is fun.

-Find a girl wants to be with you in public, even if you wear
those old grass stained and ripped pants with the bleached jersey like always
Public? No. At home you can wear what you like but I doubt any girl will be happy to take you out looking like that.

-Wait for the girl who is a constant reminder of your happiness and joy, who makes you smile just by knowing she loves you back.
uh...Just as long as she's not the SOLE source of your happiness 'cause that? Will end badly.

-Wait for the girl who you give piggy back rides to in public and she still is in view of her friends,
while she gets off and you hear her go: "you're the one for me, for always"

Until a week later, when she leaves you for her ex boyfriend.

Note: The girls version can be found in the previous entry.